So I went to the doctor’s…
No, it’s OK. I’m not going to be telling a stream of old jokes taken from Tommy Cooper‘s act. What do you mean “who’s Tommy […]
Articles by Carl
Who are The Next Generation Of Metal Festival Headliners?
The first generation have all-but retired. The second generation are taking their curtain calls. Some of the third generation are at least starting on the […]
Some thoughts about Sepultura
I know there are those of you who will class this as something tantamount to heresy, but I think Sepultura are much better off without […]
Nazi Punks FUCK OFF! (that includes you too, Nugent and Anselmo)
There is absolutely no place for racism in Metal. Actually, The Dead Kennedys were right on the money. There’s no place for racism, or any […]
Are Festivals Suffering Because Of Record Companies?
Former Guns N’ Roses manager, Alan Niven, believes record companies are to blame for the cancellation of Sonisphere. He’s got a point. If you haven’t […]
Led Zeppelin – over-rated?
Led Zeppelin are probably the biggest sacred cows in Heavy Music. The received wisdom is that they are the greatest band ever to walk the […]
What went wrong, Leeds?
This is prompted by a conversation I had with Henry Flury from The Butcher Babies. He seemed a little surprised when I thanked him for […]